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Part Stardust Part Chaos T-Shirt
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๏ปฟPart Stardust Part Chaos T-Shirt
Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Color: White
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โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… Canine Devotee Approved

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๐ŸพThe Gildan Softstyle ยฎ64000 - your dog deserves a devotee who looks good.
๐Ÿพ Unisex fit - relaxed, unfussy, built for real life.
๐Ÿพ 100% ring-spun cotton - soft, strong & survives the zoomies (fibre content may vary by color).
๐Ÿพ Lightweight - breathable from morning walks to couch sessions.
๐Ÿพ True to size - no drama, no bad vibes.
๐Ÿพ Printed & shipped from the sacred printer nearest to you.

Blessed by the Dog. Confused by everything else.
Built to Last

Built to Last โ€” Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Basically, this tee is tougher than your dog's vendetta against the postman.

Collar That Keeps Its Shape โ€” Quarter-turned construction means no awkward crease down the front. Just a clean, confident collar that says "I am spiritually evolved" without the wrinkles.

Tear-Away Label โ€” Rip it out, feel nothing but soft cotton against your skin. No scratching, no residue, no bad vibes.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee โ€” Love your tee or your money back. No awkward conversations, no bad energy, no questions asked. (Your dog may judge you for returning it, but that's between you two.)

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Comfort That Matches the Vibe๐Ÿ‘•

Soft, skin-friendly, and made to last โ€” because you deserve a tee that holds up as well as your dog holds eye contact. Each shirt is crafted for the long haul, whether you're on a casual stroll, a spontaneous dog park pilgrimage, or just existing on the couch in a spiritually significant way.

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FAQ's

Do you ship internationally?

Right now we ship within the USA only. We're busy setting up global print partners so that spiritually unleashed dog people on every continent can get their sacred garments without the wait.

Stay tuned. International shipping is coming. Your dog already knows.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order is on its way, you'll get a tracking email with everything you need to obsessively refresh the delivery status at 2am. We've all been there. No judgement.

Follow your sacred garment from printer to doorstep โ€” your dog will pretend not to care, but they'll know.

What materials are your products made of?

Only the good stuff. Our tees are made from high-quality, soft-as-a-belly-rub materials โ€” durable enough to survive a zoomies incident, gentle enough for the humans wearing them.

Exact fabric details vary by product, so check the individual product page for the specifics. Your dog has standards. So do we.