Shipping policy

🐾 Free Shipping
Orders over $75 ship free. Because the universe rewards the devoted.

🐾 Order Processing
Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days of purchase. During peak periods (yes, even enlightened brands get busy), processing may take a little longer. We appreciate your patience — good things, like good dogs, are worth the wait.

🐾 Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.

🐾 Order Updates
Once your order is on its way, you'll receive tracking information so you can obsessively monitor its journey. We get it. No judgement.

🐾 Secure Checkout
All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your details are safe with us — we only deal in good vibes and ring-spun cotton.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather, or other forces beyond our (or anyone's) control. We'll always do our best to get your tee to you as quickly as possible.